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(un)surprisingly, vegas is a horror. this is literally one of the worst cities i have ever visited. salvation comes in the form of a brunette from austin, a brunette from asheville, and alcohol.

on gambling

schtick: play penny slots, rack up .40-60 cents, wait for cocktail waitress, order, tip $1, drink fast and move slot machines = $1.50ish drinks.